L     EEEEE IIIII SSSSS U   U RRRRR EEEEE   SSSSS U   U IIIII TTTTT
L     E       I   S     U   U R   R E       S     U   U   I     T
L     EEEEE   I   SSSSS U   U RRRRR EEEEE   SSSSS U   U   I     T
L     E       I       S U   U R  R  E           S U   U   I     T
LLLLL EEEEE IIIII SSSSS UUUUU R   R EEEEE   SSSSS UUUUU IIIII   T

L     AAAAA RRRRR RRRRR  Y   Y
L     A   A R   R R   R   Y Y
L     AAAAA RRRRR RRRRR    Y
L     A   A R  R  R  R     Y
LLLLL A   A R   R R   R    Y

(goes looking for love in several wrong places)

sissor_man
sissor_man@hotmail.com
07/10/00

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THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW
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This is an faq about leisure suit larry 2. i expect you to know some things about the game, such
as moving, talking, looking, etc. but there are some parts i will tell you how to solve (mostly
all of it) I found this game rather difficult (mostly becasue of the typing every few seconds)
but this game is really fun and i think you all should give it a try, i hope you enjoy my faq, 
and i hope you also know that this faq is protected by copyright law 1998, Joey Rowland (o.k.)
and also as always i have a list of thank you's at the end of the faq. And I apologize, if any
thing in this faq is wrong, and or out of place.
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A CHEAT CODE
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This cheat code i took directly from sega sages, it says simply To activate the cheat mode, enter
"0724" at the beginning of the game when you are prompted for a phone number (Correct entry will
bypass the intro sequence.) During the game, type "HELP ME" to display a debug menu.
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THE FAQ
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Before you begin playing leisure suit larry goes looking for love in several wrong places (ahhh)
you need to enter a phone number under one of the beutifal ladies picture. this is in fact a 
copy protection, so you need to look in your book to find the correct number. (or you can enter
0724, skip the intro and the copy protection, and have a choice of using a debug code) but you
didn't hear it from me.
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1. BAD NEWS
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Its bad news, eve, not wanting to live with you, tells you so. you are heart broken. you were so
sure this is where you and eve would live out the rest of your years. but low and behold, you
and eve were just a one night stand. And to make things worse she has barred and locked almost
everything on her house, that is except the garage. You decide there has to be something i can
get in the garage so you go in to look around. (walk into the garage and right until you are out
of veiw, then type "LOOK AT PANTS" or something similar, and you will discover a dollar bill,
type "TAKE DOLLAR" and you will take the dollar) yes you say to yourself as you take the dollar
bill and put it in your pants pocket instead. now you think to yourself what can i get for this
my only dollar?
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2. A SEARCH AROUND TOWN
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As you explore around town, you discover that the only good your dollar would do is go to the
quicki mart and buy a cheap lottery ticket, and so thats just what you decide to do. you go into
the quicki mart and look at the pretty southern woman. you say a few nice words to her to win her
heart and ask for a lottery ticket (go into the quicki mart, stand in front of the clerk, and
type "BUY LOTTERY TICKET", the clerk should give you one and you should head to the luck o' buck
machine.) well sure thing sweetie she says as she hands you one, you thank her and head over to
the luck o' buck machine to pick your numbers (any three-digit numbers will do, it doesnt matter)
you type in 6 three-digit numbers and wait until it gets done processing. finaly you say to your
self as you think, will i be a winner?
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3. A TRIP TO THE TV STATION
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As you enter the t.v. station you notice another pretty woman, you admire her a second and throw
your best charm on her. So you say as you take out your lottery ticket holding it in your hand
cockily, is this ticket any good? (enter the t.v. station building stand in front of the woman,
wait until shes off the phone and type "ASK ABOUT LOTTERY TICKET" she smiles and gives you 6 
numbers write them down, becasue it will want you to repeat them in just a second) well let me
see the beauty says, are the numbers ...etc...etc...etc.. you look at the lottery ticket and then
back at her, why yes you say with a gleam of suprize in your eye, that is exactly the numbers.
oh she says just a second. she stands up and points to the green room. (after you type in the 
numbers she will say it is correct just read until you are in the green room).
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4. INSIDE THE GREEN ROOM
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Oh this is a good stream of luck you think to yourself as you sit down on the comfortable bench,
what else could happen to me? (walk over to the bench and type "SIT" and you sill sit down, wait
awhile and someone will show up) Oh thay you ah poo poo, ive been looking for you. what the heck
you say as he or she??? points his fingers at you, come in your late. You decide to do what he
or she??? says and you follow IT inside the room. (just remain sitting until the man points you
in)
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5. THE DATING GAME ROOM
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You enter the room to find out this isn't the lottery room. this is the dating connection? oh man
you say to yourself as you try to make the best of it. Hey sit down, a man yells out from behind
the audiance. you walk over to the only free stool and sit down. (the game controls it from this 
point all you have to do is sit and read and when your asked questions say whatever you want, it
really doesn't matter, she responds in the same way.) after the show is over you find yourself
being led back into the green room. (let the computer handle it)
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6. INSIDE THE GREEN ROOM (AGAIN)
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As the door closes to the dating connection room, you decide to take your seat again obviousley
their going to come and get you sooner or later. (just walk over to the bench and type "SIT"
after a while a woman comes out) a door on the oposite side opens and it is a woman waving you
into the room with a hurried expression on her face, hurry she says where were you, you are late.
uhh i.. no time she interupts come in here now!!! you stand up and follow her.
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7. INSIDE THE LOTTERY ROOM
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As you enter the lottery room, the host introduces you, but to your understanding there is no 
time for utter chit chat, at least that is what the host whispers to you. you go up to the
wheel and spin it (the computer handles this scene all by itself, just watch it) I cant beleive
it I won a million dollars you say to yourself as your eyes widen, after a breif celabration, you
are showed out of the building, but where are you going to find a place that takes this much
dough?
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8. THE MOLTO LIRA
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Well you answered your own question. the molto lira or to the lamen (the suit shop)  hmmmmm...
you think, now what can i get for a million dollars, you walk over to the suits and look at the
price tags. what the heck 1 million dollars!!! that is overpriced you say outloud even if they
are imported. you decide to walk over to the discount rack. While the woman behind the counter
taped her fingers in dispatience. alirght im hurrying you think to yourself, and take a swimsuit
which is marked off by 1/2. you take it up to the lady and pay for it. (go into the suit shop and
walk over to the swimsuits, type "TAKE SWIMSUIT" and then walk in front of the lady, and type
"BUY SWIMSUIT", after a couple boxes of text you take your money and leave.)
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9. SWAB DRUGS
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You enter swab drugs, and take a look around. you walk to the left side of the store and pick up
some sunscreen, you think, hey i got a swimsuit, i need some sunscreen, you then imagine the 
beautifal barbara bimbo rubbing it all over you. Sir i would like to buy this, the man behind the
register wakes up, o.k. dude. Hey thanks you say as you slap 100 bucks down on the table, keep 
the change. Hey thanks dude the man says but let me go back to sleep, oh yea uhh have a nice day.
(enter the swab drugs store go on the left side of the store and type "TAKE SUNSCREEN", then 
stand in front of the blonde headed man and type "BUY SUNSCREEN", then a few more boxes of text
you will leave.)
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10. THE QUICKIE MART
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You enter the quickie mart to stock up on some needed goods, i mean hey you got the money to
spend, why not spend it? you walk over to the soda machine and take a look at it. You think to
yourself, i have never been able to finish one of these, this may be the day. You fill up the cup
and after a couple minutes you think on how you can carry this. (Walk into the quickie mart and
stand infront of the soda machine, and type "GET GROTESQUE GULP", after a while you will put it 
in your pocket, then walk in front of the woman and type "BUY GROTESQUE GULP".)
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11. A VISIT TO EVE'S HOUSE
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You make your way to eve's house ready to show off your new found wealth to eve, but to your
suprize all the windows and doors are locked up, but one diffrent thing there is trash, well
actually your stuff but eve assumes its trash. You dig through it and second guess yourself, why
am i doing this, but you throw that thought out of your head when you find your passport, alright
you say to yourself wouldn't my life suck if i left this behind on the cruise. (Go to eves house
and stand in front of the two trash cans type "SEARCH THE TRASH", it will ask you do you really
wanna just hit space bar and then enter to type "SEARCH THE TRASH" again, and you will get your
passport.)
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12. A NEW LOOK
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You rub your head, and think to yourself, hey i should have a new look, i mean i have the moeny
for a haircut and barbara bimbo would just love my new look. So you enter the barber shop, and
sit on the chair (The computer takes over the part all you have to do is enter the barber shop
walk up to the chair and type "SIT" and let it handle it)
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13. GRAND OPENING
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As you are taking one final look around town before you leave on your month long cruise with one
of the most prettiest ladies you have ever seen, you notice that the store that was closed is now
opened. a grand opening it states on the sign, so you decide to go in. You look at the woman and
throw your same old charm on her. (walk into the music store when it is open, and talk to the 
woman,type "TALK TO THE WOMAN", the computer should handle it from here you just sit and watch.)
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14. THE BIG LEAVE
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As you show the man your ticket, he steps aside and tells you to hurry the boat is almost about
to take leave, so you take the long trek up onto the boat, will your relationship with barbara
bimbo be any better than with eve? (Walk to where the dock is and stand in front of the captain,
type "SHOW TICKET" and the man should let you in, just walk up and onto the boat, a few minutes
of cartoon should happen and then youll be inside the ship.)
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15. IS BARBARA HERE
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You enter your room and take a look around, all you see worth interest is some fruit which you 
read, oh thats too bad, you say as you open the door next to you to greet your guest. Oh no you
say out loud as you see a husky lady, who are you? (Go into your room and stand in front of the
fruit, type "TAKE FRUIT" and walk in front of the door oposite of the one you came in and type
"OPEN DOOR", walk through and you see momma, type "TALK TO WOMAN" and you will have a disscussion
but dont get too close or you will regret it.)
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16. AT LEAST GIVE ME SOMETHING
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At least momma should have something worth of value in her room you say to yourself as you sit on
your bed, i should go and look around, as you open the door and step through you find out that
momma isnt there, perfect you say to yourself now is the perfect time to look around, you walk 
over to her closet, ahhhhhhh!!! you instantly close it to what you find, then you walk over next
to her bed and check her drawers, hey you say a sewing kit, i dont need it but its mine now. you
hear someone coming closer as you close the drawer i better get out of here you think to yourself
as you run to your room and close the door. (O.K. this part is pretty difficult so as al lowe 
says save early and save often, you have to walk into momma's room when she is not sitting on the
bed, go to the drawer which is located by her bed and type "OPEN DRAWER", and not to waste time
type "TAKE SEWING KIT", then dont worry about closing the drawer just get into your room and your
home free, you have to hurry becasue momma comes back and its game over man!!!)
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17. A CURE FOR BALDNESS
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As you enter the barber shop, you think to yourself, man there has to be some way they can cure
my baldness, i mean you have money and money can do anything so you sit in the barber chair and
wait for the magic to happen. (Walk to the barber shop and stand in front of the chair type "SIT"
and let the computer handle the rest.)
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18. A SEARCH FOR A BETTER BARBARA
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As you stand in the bar, you look around. no, nothing is happening here you think to yourself as
you take some spinich dip, i better go where there is more action. (Walk into the bar and walk 
over the the left end of the counter, stand in front of the bowl with the green stuff in it and
type "TAKE SPINICH DIP", then you can leave.)
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19. A TRIP TO THE POOL
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You sit in your apartment thinking about the pool, yes that would be a perfect place to score
some chicks, you stand up and walk behind you closet, you take off your leisure suit and slip 
into your swimsuit, ahhhh that feels much better you say as you make your way to the pool to soak
up some rays and score some babes. (Make your way back to your room and walk behind your closet
until you are out of veiw and then type "PUT ON SWIMSUIT" and when you put it on walk to the 
pool)
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20. A DAY AT THE POOL
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As you arrive at the pool you apply the sunscreen on and take a seat at the only free chair. You
take in some rays but are interupted by a beautifal woman, it looks like a case of mistaken 
indentity, but thats good you think on your part, but hey you still think as she walks off 
waiting for you she should have gotten me earlier. You stand up deciding you have had enouph sun
for one day, you run to the pool and jump in, but you are easy to forget. YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO
SWIM!!!!!, you splash your arms in panic but than take a deep breath and do what they do in those
shows, where the father teaches the kid how to swim, and it works. Hey you say this isn't so bad
im a quick learner, you think hey since i swim i can dive, and so you do. As you reach the bottom
of the pool you notice someone has lost a bikini top, so you take it. knowing that your air
supply is short you make your way back to the surface, and out of the pool. you make your way to
your room hoping that pretty woman would be there but alas she is not, you decide to make the 
best of it and put your leisure suit back on.(o.k. this is pretty simple walk to the pool and
type "PUT ON SUNSCREEN" then stand in front of the empty chair and type "SIT" after a while you
get points for sunbathing, and a woman wants you to follow her, DONT, she's a spy, then when she
leaves wait a while then type "STAND UP" and walk into the water of the pool. type "SWIM" and you
start to swim, if not you drown. then type "DIVE" and you will be on the bottom of the pool move
all the way down to the blue thing on the bottom of the pool and when your in front of it type
"TAKE BIKKINI TOP", then get out of the pool, hurry you dont have that much air. and when you get
back into your room go behind your closet and type "PUT ON LEISURE SUIT".)
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21. IN SEARCH OF BETTER ADVENTURE
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As you enter the bridge you see the captain sitting in his chair he looks to be sleeping, you see
a blue switch that lowers the emergency boats, yes you think to yourself as you tiptoe over there
a way to get off this heck hole, you pull the switch and make your way out of the bride, you then
head over to the life boats, and jump in. you wait in wonder on where you will end up. (walk to 
the bride and walk behind the captain and over to the switch type "PULL SWITCH" and quickly make
your way to the life boats, stand in front of one and type "JUMP" you should jump in.)
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22. LOST AT SEA
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You are sitting in the boat, you look up into the sun and decide to put on your wig, hey its a
hot one today, you also notice the spinich dip you were planning on eating, ewww that would stink
if left here for a while so you throw it overboard. and so you drift away. You begin to sweat and
you apply sunscreen, now you are ready for your long trip. (As you are drifting away from the 
ship type these three things one at a time, "PUT ON WIG","DROP SPINICH DIP", "PUT ON SUNSCREEN".
The computer should handle the rest until you get to the island.)
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23. ON THE ISLAND
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As you are washed up on shore, you think am i on a deserted island? as two muscular men walk by
and kick dirt on you many many times, you decide that you are not alone. You stand up and wipe
the dirt off your suit, you look all around you and notice the nude beach. You walk to the nude
beach in search of love. (as you wash ashore walk left.)
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24. THE NUDE BEACH
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As you are taking in the sites of the great and grand nude beach one such lady catches your eye.
Hello there you come up to her and say, hello she says back to you with a smile. You think to 
yourself, oh yes she digs me you walk back to where you washed ashore to celbrate but when you
walk back to the rock where the beauty was laying nothing is remaining except a bikini bottom. oh
you say as you pocket the bikkini bottom, a love momento! But you shake your head, I must move
on, I will find true love!!!(walk up to the woman and type "TALK TO WOMAN", then walk to the 
right a screen and back left a screen. the woman should be gone and a bikkini bottom lying there,
walk over to the bikkini bottom and type "TAKE BIKKINI BOTTOM".)
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25. A SEARCH THROUGH THE JUNGLE
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As you enter the jungle, you look around desperatley trying to find a way out of this hot and 
humid place. You decide picking some flowers will make you feel better, after a short while of
searching you come to a restraunt. (Walk into the jungle and wait until you are next to the pot
of flowers, they are under a big tree, then when you are in front of it type "GET FLOWERS", after
a while you will come to a resraunt, dont worry when you compleate the jungle the first time, 
just type "EXIT" and you will find your way out.)
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26. DINING OUT
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As you enter the restraunt, you ask the marit'd if you could get a table, he looks at you as 
though you were trash, just a moment he says as he has you take a seat over in the chair next to
him. after a while and many other customers that came after you, you are showed in the restraunt
and are seated in the best seat in the house. (hahaha) You stand up, im not eating this even if
im hungry you protest you walk over to the buffet table and notice a knife which you instantly
take. Hey you think its the least they can do for me. And you leave on an empty stomach. (Walk 
into the restraunt, and take your seat, after a while you are siting in front of your food, DO
NOT EAT IT!!!, instead just type "STAND UP" and walk over to the buffet table and type "TAKE 
KNIFE". then when you are finsihed leave.)
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27. WELCOME TO YOUR HOTEL ROOM
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As you make your way through the jungle you come upon a hotel room, with a pretty maid. You think
uhh i better leave her alone, its just a hunch i have. She says a few nice words to you that 
tempts you and she leaves. You search around your hotel room and find some soap and a book of 
matches, you decide this would be a good place to come back to, whenever im sleepy, and so you
leave. (When you get inside your hotel room talk to the woman then search your hotel room, go
into your bathroom in front of the mirror and type "GET SOAP" then go by your bed drawer and 
stand in front of it, type "GET MATCHES", and when you have the two items leave.)
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28. IS THERE ANY HELP FOR ME DOC
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Is there any help you ask as the barber works on your hair, i dont know he responds, I just do 
not know. (this part is simple just get to the barber shop and sit in the chair the computer, 
handles it by itself, just watch.)
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29. A TRIP TO THE HOTEL ROOM
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As you have figured out you think to yourself there is no way i can get past that kgb agent if
i look like i do, lucky for me i have this long blond hair, and this outfit to make me look like
a lady but how do i stuff my bikkini top. Hmmm you think, ah i know you yell out, ill put my 100
dollar bills in it that should fool that kgb agent, but what about my body hair? (When you get
back into the hotel room go where you are out of sight, type "PUT ON BIKKINI BOTTOM" then type
"PUT BILLS INTO BIKKINI TOP" and then if it doesnt do it for you type "PUT BIKKINI TOP ON" then
leave.)
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30. A WAXING TO REMEMBER
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Thats it you say as you figure out a way to get rid of your excess hair, i could get a waxing.
As you make your way to the barber shop, you walk over and sit on the chair. A waxing my good man
you tell the barber. Yes man the barber says as he gets the ingrediants ready. (this part is easy
all you have to do is walk up to the chair and type "SIT DOWN" the computer will handle the rest
you just sit and watch, when your done leave.)
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31. PASSING THE KGB AGENT
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As you pass the kgb agent as he makes sexual remarks about your good looks, you decide to just
keep your cool and just keep on walking by as you pass him, you find yourself at a very high 
cliff, you decide to just make it over without any whining. there you are over, you decide to
drop this pathetic get up and put back on your leisure suit. (Walk pass the kgb agent and then 
make your way through the cliffs, dont worry you cant die, and when your out of sight behind the
mountains before you go to the airport, type "PUT LEISURE SUIT BACK ON", and your done.)
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32. AT THE AIRPORT
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In front of the door of the airport there are two gaurds standing in front of the pillars, and
two harei christna's dancing in front of the door way, you decide to show respect and give them
the flower, they are confused by your actions and instantly leave. you look at them in wonder and
shrug your shoulder and enter the building anyways. (When your at the airport walk in front of 
the harei christna's and type "GIVE FLOWER" they will leave and you can enter the airport.)
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33. TIME FOR A TRIM
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As you enter the airport you see many many people all gatered trying to book flights, oh man you
say ill have to wait until its cleared up. you bow your head, and in the corner of your eye you
see, another baber shop. Hey you say as you make your way to it. Maybe i can get this hair turned
to my original color. (o.k. turn left and head into the barber shop all you have to do is walk to
the chair and type "SIT" and then the computer will handle it. on your way out ignore the lady.)
As you walk out you notice a beautifal woman, no time you think to yourself if i want to catch 
this flight i better hurry.
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34. HEY IM CLEAN
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As you make your way more to the right you notice a man that will not let you pass until you show
him your passport. easy enouph you tell him as you flip it out, since that haircut you look more
like you in the picture. Let me see everything sir. o.k. you say with the upmost of patience. and
you show him all your possesions. thank you mr. laffer. (o.k. walk to the right until you come
upon a black man by a luggage rail. stand in front of him and type "SHOW PASSPORT", then you will
have to show him everything, dont worry the computer will handle it when your done walk through
the gate.)
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35. 3...2...1...BOOM!!!
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As you walk through the gate you see an old gaurd fast asleep in his rocking chair. you decide
now would be a good time to help yourself to other peoples luggage. but the hard part here you
think is what do i take. bingo there is one suitcase inparticular that caches your eye a green
cammo suitcase. you go over there and decide to take it, but what is this a bomb, ahhhhhhhhhh
you run screaming for help hoping you wont die and in the main building of the airport its too
late BOOOOOOOOOM!!! (o.k. stand in front of the conveyor belt and when the suitcase with a bomb
in it gets to you type "GET SUITCASE" you run and it explodes scaring off the crowd of people.)
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36. BUYING A TICKET
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O.K. you say to yourself since everyone is cleared out,  now is the time to buy a ticket. so you
go up to the man on the counter and ask him for a ticket. (o.k. this is easy just go up to the
man and type "BUY TICKET", he will ask you all these quesitons, just let the computer handle it
when you get it go to the right and show the passport to the man, then continue right.)
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37.A BITE TO EAT
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You decide to go to the food counter to buy something to eat, you say ill have the blue plate 
special, o.k. the woman says, you walk over to the vending machines to see what they have to 
offer, hmmm you read flight insurance that sounds good, you slip a 100 dollar bill in the machine
and take your parachute. here it is honey, o.k. you say as you walk over to it. but something
tells you to check your food, a gut feeling just wants it to be so and you do and thankfully you
find a bobby pin. you take the bobby pin and leave the food where it is. o.k. you think im not
hungry now, what else could be in there, whatever you sake your head and get on the escalator 
ramp. (o.k. walk up to the woman and type "ORDER FOOD", when she brings it to you dont eat it, 
just type "CHECK FOOD", then type "TAKE BOBBY PIN", after that is done walk over to the vending
machine and type "BUY INSURENCE", and step on the ramp, the computer should take over for a few
minutes here.)
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38. ON YOUR WAY TO THE PLANE
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As you exit the ramp you walk up to the counter and look at their selection of phamplets, you 
take one for later reading, and hand the man your ticket, thank you sir he says as he points the
way for you. (o.k. all you do here is walk up to the counter and type "TAKE PHAMPLET" then stand
in front of the man and type "GIVE MAN TICKET", and youll go on the plane.)
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39. ON THE PLANE
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As you take your seat the man next to you won't keep his mouth shut about knowing you. man you
say as you slam your phamplet on his lap. here you yell out read this. he stops all jaw movement
and focuses all his attention on his new phamplet. You smile as you see a sick sack on the back
of the person's seat in front of you. You take it and get up. Man you say this is the pits i
gotta get out of here. a couple of feet later you find yourself at the smoking section, through
couphs you think the only way off this plane is the emergency door out, so you slip into your
parachute and turn the knob. what you say out loud as the wheel wont turn. its locked, ill fix
that you say as you take out your bobby pin and try to pick the lock. (click) hey it worked you
say out loud as you turn the wheel, you jump out, as you are falling you think it would be a 
good idea to pull your rip cord, and away you go. (o.k. this isn't that difficult, when you sit
down type "GIVE MAN PHAMPLET" that will shut him up and then type "TAKE SICK BAG" then when you
take it stand up and walk to the end of the plane. type "PUT ON PARACHUTE" and walk to the lower
end of the plane and type "USE BOBBY PIN" then when the door gets unlocked type "TURN WHEEL" 
after that is done, you will fall be sure to type "PULL RIPCORD" before its too late.)
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40. A PERFECT PLAN
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Oh this is real good you say as you cut yourself free, (slam!!) you hit the ground with such 
force that it breaks the onklunk you were holding. now where do i go you think deeply to yourself
as you pick up a stick and swing it around, maybe i should just continue walking i mean i cant
be lost around a populated world. but as you walk you see a nest of bees, uh you think as you
get on your knees and start to crawl under the bush hoping not to disturb the killers, as you get
through you stand back up and continue on your way. as you walk you swing your stick but above 
you in a tree is an anoconda. what the heck you say as you slam the stick in the snakes mouth
stopping any biting or chewing. as the snake leaves you take a deep breath, and thank being alive
you continue on your journey. you come upon a quicksand feild and a monkey running where it is
save, oh i see you say as you begin to follow the monkeys path, thank you dude after awhile you
are home free of the dangerous quick sand but you come upon a new problem, a lake full of killer
pirahna's. oh man you say how will i ever get out of this, you take a deep breath and are hit in
the face with a vine, stupid vine you yell out as you yank it, it doesnt break. hey wait a darn
minute you think, i can swing like tarzan over to the other side. As you begin to swing again
and again and again, you swing on the last vine and SNAP!! it breaks, but luckily you land on the
other side of the killer infested water. you stand up and wrap up the vine, no need to waste good
nature you say as you put it in your suit. now onward!!! (o.k. this looks more difficult than it
really is, but as soon as you are hanging in the tree type "CUT ROPE WITH KNIFE" then you will 
fall, your onklunk breaks, and you stand up, type "GET STICK" you will get a stick and walk up
to the bee hive dont walk too close when your close enouph type "CRAWL" and you will crawl under
and away from trouble. Then as you continue the anaconda tries to attack you type "USE STICK" and
you will put the stick in its mouth, than later in the next scene just walk on the dirt patches,
now the part with the vines go all the way to the right but not in the water and type "JUMP" now
you have to keep typing "JUMP" until you are on the other side of the river, then type 
"TAKE VINE" when you are done go up and watch the cartoon for a few minutes.)
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41. PROVING YOUR LOVE
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As you enter the village the second time to see if there is anything to steal all you can find
is some ash in the old fire, and some sand in the beach, hey you say its better than nothing, so
you take it. You make your way back to the chasam, and throw your rope like indiana jones and 
swing across. snap!!! ooops. the tree limb that I used broke you say to yourself as you realize
there is no other way back to the village. (o.k. as soon as kenewawa takes you to the chasm go 
back to the village in front of the old camp fire and type "TAKE ASH" then go to the beach and
type "TAKE SAND" then head back to the chasm, get close enouph not too close and type 
"THROW VINE" as you swing over a couple of blocks of text goes by and you can make your way up
north)
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42. ON YOUR WAY TO NONOOKIE
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O.K. you say to yourself i cant get up these icy steps, i need something, hmmm i dont know you
yell as you start to throw ash all over in needless anger. then to your suprize the ice begins
to melt. hey this does work you say, so you throw ash and create steps of your own. alright you
say as you begin to take the steps up. (o.k. when you get to the part where you keep sliping just
go in front of it and type "USE ASH" a little while later youll be on top of the volcanoe.)
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43. TIME TO BLOW THIS PARTY
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The door is locked, you say to yourself now if i could devise a bomb i could just blow up the
lock and enter in and win my womans love. you think of your new love until you see a crack on top
of the volcanoe hey you say i got the ingrediants right here to make a bomb, hahaha you laugh
goodbye dr. nonookie. you put the bag inside the tonic bottle, o.k. you light the bomb and drop
it in. BOOOOOOOOM!! the door opens right up its time you say to yourself. (o.k. this is difficult
because it wants the exact wording, now walk up to the carck DONT FALL IN! and type this one 
after another "PUT BAG INSIDE TONIC BOTTLE" then "LIGHT BAG" and "DROP BOTTLE" that sould open
the door.)
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44. GOODBYE NONOOKIE HELLO NOOKIE
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[this is your part this is the ending i hope you enjoyed this game and find it really fun to play
over and over again.]
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THANK YOU'S
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I would like to thank game faq's who posted my last two faq's, they can be reached at http://www.
gamefaqs.com, also i would like to thank game sages who can be reached at http://www.gamesages.co
m, I also would like to thank my family who gave me support and understanding even though this 
faq dug into most of my life (haha just kidding) and also i would like to thank anyone if i left
your names out (thank you)
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