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                             An FAQ/Walkthrough for
                          The Secret of Monkey Island

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Guide Information
  Author: Tom Hayes
  E-mail: tomhayes83(at)hotmail(dot)com
  System: PC
  Updated: 12th January, 2004
  Version: 2.0

Contents
  1. Introduction
  2. Walkthrough
    2a. Part One
    2b. Part Two
    2c. Part Three
    2d. Last Part
  3. Sword Fighting
    3a. Fighting the Pirates
    3b. Fighting the Sword Master
  4. Item List
  5. Copyright information

Version History
  2.0 - 12th January, 2004: Updated the format.
  1.0 - 12th September, 2002: First version.

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1.                                Introduction

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The game starts with Guybrush Threepwood arriving at the lookout point on Melee 
Island, on his quest to become a pirate. After a brief talk with some pirates 
down at the SCUMM Bar, he finds out that to become a pirate, he must pass the 
three tasks. After passing the test, he hears that the governor of the island, 
Elaine Marley, has been kidnapped by a pirate named LeChuck. So Guybrush 
decides to assemble a crew and take a boat to Monkey Island, where he can find 
the ghost pirate LeChuck and rescue the governor.

Despite being one of the funniest adventure games ever made, it also has enough 
serious moments to make it interesting to play. The graphics are good, with 
quarter of the screen being taken up by a section where you can select 
commands, such as Look At, or Pick Up, and the other three quarters of the 
screen being taken up by the main animation window. This takes some getting 
used to after playing later LucasArts full screen games such as Sam & Max and 
Day of the Tentacle, but after a while it just feels natural.

The puzzles are very good in this game, with most ranging from simple (such as 
getting the fish in the SCUMM Bar), to difficult (such as finding out what to 
do with the cake), but even if you get stuck on a puzzle the game doesn't get 
too frustrating, as there always seems to be something new to do in the game. 
There are many characters dotted around the islands, and there are numerous 
topics to speak about with them, most of which range from mildly funny to 
completely hilarious. Overall, this is one of the best adventure games on the 
PC, and is a great start to an excellent series of games.

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2.                                Walkthrough

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2a.                       Part One: The Three Trials
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Village
  At the start of the game, walk down the path from the lookout point. Go right 
  along the dock and open the door to the SCUMM Bar. Enter the SCUMM Bar and 
  walk right to enter the room with the three pirates. Walk close to the 
  fireplace and wait for the chef to exit from the door on the right. When the 
  door opens and the chef leaves, quickly walk right and enter the kitchen.

  In the kitchen, get the pot under the table. Get the hunk of meat on top of 
  the table. Use the hunk of meat with the pot o' stew. Open the door on the 
  right and walk near the fish to find that a bird gets in the way. Walk onto 
  the plank at the bottom-right corner to fire the bird up into the air. Do 
  this three times. On the third time, quickly get the fish and go back into 
  the kitchen.

  Get the meat from the pot o' stew. Use the fish with the pot o' stew. Get the 
  stewed fish and exit the kitchen. Talk to the important-looking pirates. Say 
  "I want to be a pirate." Say "I'll just be running along now." Walk left past 
  the curtain and exit the SCUMM Bar. Walk left along the dock and go up the 
  cliff path. Walk through the archway and take the top-right path.

Clearing
  Walk down the path on the left and enter the circus tent. In the circus tent, 
  interrupt the Fettucini brothers by selecting any of the five speech options. 
  When they ask you if you want to perfrom the cannon stunt, say "OK, I'll do 
  it." When they ask you if you have a helmet, say "Of course I have a helmet. 
  What sort of idiot do you take me for?" Give the pot to the Fettucini 
  brothers. After Guybrush takes a painful landing from the cannon, select 
  either of the speech options when the Fettucini brothers ask if you're OK. 
  After exiting the tent, climb up the path on the right and exit the clearing.

Village
  After walking down the cliff path, walk right along the dock and go through 
  the archway at the far right side of the area. Talk to the citizen of Melee 
  and say "No, but I once had a barber named Dominique." When he asks you if 
  you want to buy a map, say "I'll take it. It'll make a swell gift." Walk left 
  and enter the first door on the right. Enter the voodoo shop. Get the chicken 
  on the table. Open the door and exit the voodoo shop.

  Walk through the archway under the clock. Open the first door along the 
  street and enter the shop. Get the sword on top of the chests on the first 
  floor. Get the shovel near the safe on the second floor. Talk to the 
  storekeeper and say "About this sword..." and then say "I want it." Say 
  "About this shovel..." and then say "I want it." Say "I think I'd just like 
  to browse." Exit the shop.

  Walk through the archway on the right. Talk to the pirates on the left and 
  say "Do you know where I can find a treasure map around here?" When the 
  pirate asks if you want the minutes, say "No, but I'll take one if you give 
  me two pieces of eight." Say "I'll just be running along, now." Go right and 
  walk through the archway. Walk left along the dock and go up the cliff path 
  at the other side. At the lookout point, walk through the archway and take 
  the top-right path.

Fork
  After arriving in the fork, take either exit at the top of the screen. Pick 
  up the yellow petal. Exit left. Exit right. Exit left. Exit right. Exit up. 
  Exit right. Exit left. Exit up. Exit left. Exit up. Walk right and use the 
  shovel with the X sign to get a T-shirt. Walk left and exit the area. Pirates 
  will appear at various positions on the map screen at this point in the game. 
  If they meet Guybrush on the path, you'll be given the option to fight. 
  Ignore the pirates for now, as there are still some things to do first.

Village
  Walk right along the dock and go through the archway at the far right side of 
  the area. Walk through the archway under the clock. Walk left through the 
  archway and follow the cliff path to arrive outside of the Governor's 
  mansion. In the inventory, use the yellow petal with the stewed meat to 
  create meat with condiment. Use the meat with the poodles, which will make 
  them fall asleep. Open the door and enter the mansion.

  Inside the mansion, open the nearest doors and walk through the entrance. 
  After the cutscene, walk down the stairs and exit the mansion. Walk right and 
  follow the trail back to the town. Enter the first doorway before the 
  archway. Talk to Otis. Walk through the doorway to return to the town. Walk 
  right and go through the door at the right side of the alley to enter the 
  shop. Talk to the storekeeper and say "I could really use a breath mint." Say 
  "I think I'd just like to browse."

  Exit the shop. Walk left and go through the first doorway before the archway. 
  Give the breath mints to Otis. When he talks to you, select one of the bottom 
  two options. Give the gopher repellent to Otis and he'll give you a cake. 
  Walk through the doorway to return to the town. Walk left through the archway 
  and follow the cliff path to arrive outside of the Governor's mansion. Enter 
  the mansion.

  Inside the mansion, open the cake to find a file. Walk to the gaping hole. 
  After another cutscene, the sheriff will ask you about the idol. Select any 
  of the speech options. Select any of the speech options when the Governor 
  speaks to you. After she leaves, walk left and open the door. The sheriff 
  will appear. Select any of the speech options, and he'll throw you off the 
  dock into the sea.

  In the sea, get the fabulous idol, and Guybrush will automatically get a 
  sword before climbing up the ladder. After the cutscene, walk left along the 
  dock and go up the cliff path at the other side. At the lookout point, walk 
  through the archway and take the top-right path.

House
  On the way to the house for the first time, you will be stopped by a troll on 
  the bridge. Give the stewed fish to the troll to pass over to the other side 
  of the bridge, and then continue to the house. Outside of the house, open the 
  door and the sword trainer will appear. Select the first speech option. When 
  he says you don't have what it takes, select the first speech option three 
  times. When he asks you how much you have, say "I've got 30 pieces of 
  eight." When he asks to see your sword, say "OK, check it out." When the 
  sword trainer insults you, select any of the four speech options. Outside of 
  the house, walk down the path on the left or right side to exit the area.

Map
  Now that you've got some insult answers from the sword trainer, it's time to 
  fight the pirates. Wait on the path for a pirate to walk up to Guybrush. When 
  they speak to you, say "My name is Guybrush Threepwood. Prepare to die!" It's 
  your turn first to throw an insult, so choose any of the speech options and 
  read the answer from the pirate.

  Every time you select an insult that the pirate doesn't know the answer to, 
  you'll move forward. Every time you select an insult that the pirate does 
  know the answer to, you'll move back, and it's the pirate's turn to answer a 
  question. When the pirate says a new insult, that insult will be added to the 
  list of insults. When the pirate answers an insult correctly, you'll get his 
  answer added to the list of Guybrush's answers. The full list of pirate 
  insults and answers can be found in section three of this FAQ.

Village
  Walk right along the dock and go through the archway at the far right side of 
  the area. Walk through the archway under the clock. Enter the shop. Talk to 
  the storekeeper and ask about the Sword Master. The storekeeper will leave to 
  go and find the Sword Master. Open the door and exit the shop. Follow the 
  storekeeper along to the lookout point, and take the top-right path to exit 
  the area.

Fork
  Follow the storekeeper through the forest maze until you get to an area with 
  a sign near a log. Walk over the log and exit right. After the storekeeper 
  leaves, cross over the bridge and walk up to the Sword Master. When the Sword 
  Master speaks to you, say "My name is Guybrush Threepwood. I've come to kill 
  you." You will then have to fight the Sword Master in a similar to way to the 
  pirates. The full list of Sword Master insults and answers can be found in 
  section three of this FAQ. After defeating the Sword Master, walk across the 
  bridge and exit the area by taking the path on the left.

Village
  After the ghost ship has sailed off into the distance, the lookout will talk 
  to you. Select one of the bottom three four speech options. After the lookout 
  leaves, walk right along the dock and enter the SCUMM Bar. Get the three mugs 
  from the left side of the bar. Walk past the curtain and get the two mugs 
  from the right side of the bar. Enter the kitchen and use the mug on the 
  barrel to get some grog.

  The grog will eat away the mug, so you will have to be quick. Look at the mug 
  in the inventory. Wait for the mug to change appearance two times, and then 
  quickly use the mug near death with one of the other normal mugs. Exit the 
  kitchen. Walk left and exit the SCUMM Bar. Walk right along the dock and go 
  through the archway at the far right side of the area. Walk through the 
  archway under the clock.

  Walk left and go through the first doorway before the archway leading to the 
  Governor's mansion. Use the mug with grog on it on the lock of the left cell 
  to release Otis. Go through the doorway. After the cutscene, walk through the 
  archway on the right. Go right and walk through the archway leading to the 
  dock. Walk left along the dock and go up the cliff path at the other side. At 
  the lookout point, walk through the archway and take the top-right path.

Sword Master's
  Cross over the bridge and walk up to the Sword Master. When she talks to you, 
  say "The Governor's been KIDNAPPED!" Guybrush will show her LeChuck's note, 
  and she'll agree to meet you on the dock. Walk across the bridge and exit the 
  area by taking the path on the left.

Island
  Use the chicken on the cable to cross the gap to the island. On the other 
  side of the gap, open the door and enter the house. When Meathook talks to 
  you, say "The Governor's been KIDNAPPED!" Guybrush will show him LeChuck's 
  note, and he'll ask you what you want to do. Select any of the four speech 
  options. After the cutscene, open the door and choose any of the nine new 
  commands on the murderous winged devil, and Meathook will agree to be on your 
  crew. Outside the house, use the chicken on the cable to leave the island. 
  Walk to the path near the sign.

Lights
  When Stan asks you what you're interested in, say "I really don't have that 
  much to spend." Stan will introduce you to the Sea Monkey, and will ask you 
  how much you'll be willing to spend. Say "Actually, I was hoping to get one 
  on credit." He'll tell you that the storekeeper in town might lend you some 
  credit. Stop talking to Stan, and walk left. Stan will stop you before you 
  leave, and will give you a card and a compass. Continue left to exit the Used 
  Ship Emporium.

Village
  Walk right along the dock and go through the archway at the far right side of 
  the area. Walk through the archway under the clock. Enter the shop. Talk to 
  the storekeeper and say "I'm interested in procuring a note of credit." When 
  he asks you if you have a job, say "Yes, of course I do." When the 
  storekeeper returns with the note of credit, select any of the five speech 
  options when he asks you what your job is. When he asks you what else you 
  want, ask about the Sword Master, and he'll leave the shop.

  Walk up the stairs to the safe. Pull the handle. Push the handle. Pull the 
  handle. Push the handle to open the safe and get the note of credit. Open the 
  door and exit the shop. Walk through the archway on the right. Go right and 
  walk through the archway leading to the dock. Walk left along the dock and go 
  up the cliff path at the other side. At the lookout point, walk through the 
  archway and take the top-right path.

Used Ship Emporium
  When Stan asks you what you're interested in, say "Uh... could I see that 
  cheap one again?" When Stan asks you how much you'll be willing to spend, say 
  "I got credit from the storekeeper. Will you take it?" Say "Let's talk 
  extras". Say "I think I can live without that particular piece of junk." for 
  five of the extras that Stan mentions. Stop talking about extras. Say "Well, 
  what do you think it's worth?" Say "Forget it. I don't need this boat 
  anyway." When he calls you back, say "Well, maybe you're right..." Say "I'd 
  like to make you an offer." When he asks you how much, say "All right! 5000! 
  But that's my final offer!" Walk left and exit the Used Ship Emporium.

Village
  After the cutscene, Otis and Carla will arrive to talk to you. Select any of 
  the four speech options when talking to them. When Meathook arrives, you'll 
  automatically board the ship.

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After the cutscene, Guybrush will enter the captain's cabin. Get the feather 
pen and the ink. Open the left drawer of the desk. Look at the drawer to get a 
dusty book. Exit the cabin. Outside, climb up the rope ladder near the crew and 
get the Jolly Roger flag. Go down to the ship deck. Go down the hatch. Go down 
the second hatch. Get the giant piece of rope from the barrel at the bottom of 
the room. Open the chest at the bottom-right corner of the room, and look at it 
to get some fine wine.

Open the kegs at the left side of the room to get some gunpowder. Go up the 
ladder. Go through the door at the left side of the ladder to enter the 
kitchen. Open the cupboard and get the cereal. Open the cereal to get a prize. 
Open the prize to get a small key. Get the pot near the cupboard. Walk up the 
ladder to exit the kitchen. Walk up the ladder to the deck. Enter the captain's 
cabin. Use the small key in the cabinet at the right side of the room to open 
it. Get the chest. Open the chest.

Look at the chest to get some cinnamon sticks and a piece of paper. Exit the 
captain's cabin. Go down the hatch and go through the door at the left side of 
the ladder to enter the kitchen. Put these items in the cooking pot: 100% 
cotton t-shirt, breath mints, cereal, chicken, cinnamon sticks, dusty book, 
feather pen, fine wine, gunpowder, ink, Jolly Roger flag. After Guybrush starts 
to talk, click anywhere in the kitchen to stand up.

Use the business card in the fire under the pot. Walk up the ladder to exit the 
kitchen. Go down the hatch and get some more gunpowder from the kegs on the 
left. Go up the ladder. Go up the next ladder to the deck to find that the ship 
has arrived at Monkey Island. Use the giant piece of rope with the cannon to 
create a fuse. Use the gunpowder in the cannon nozzle. Use the flaming mass 
with the fuse. Use the cannon nozzle to blast over to Monkey Island.

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Beach
  After arriving on the south beach of the island, click anywhere on the beach 
  to stand up. Get the banana at the left side of the tree. Enter the forest. 
  On the map, go west.

Fort
  Get the rope. Push the cannon and a cannon ball will fall out. Get the cannon 
  ball. Get the gunpowder. Get the spyglass near the cannon and Herman Toothrot 
  will appear. Select any of the speech options and he'll leave. Exit the fort. 
  On the map, walk north as far as you can on the screen with the fort and then 
  go east.

River Fork
  Open the spyglass to find a lens. Use the handful of gunpowder on the dam. 
  Use the lens with the sun. After destroying the dam, return to the river 
  fork. Get the note under the rock. Cross over the bridge and climb up the 
  footholds on the other side. Near the huge rock, pull the primitive art 
  twice. Climb up the next set of footholds. Push the rock near the edge to hit 
  the banana tree on the beach. Herman Toothrot will appear. Talk to him until 
  he leaves. Climb down both sets of footholds and exit to the jungle.

Pond
  Get the rope from the unhealthy-looking man. Talk to Herman until he leaves. 
  Exit the pond. On the map, go south.

Crack
  Use either rope on the strong branch, and climb down it to the ledge. Use the 
  next rope with the sturdy stump on the ledge, and climb down to the bottom of 
  the crack. Get the oars. Climb up both ropes and exit to the jungle.

Beach
  On the south beach, get the two bananas near the banana tree. Use the 
  rowboat. On the map, go north around the right side of the island. Paddle 
  around the side of the clearing and go to the north beach of the island. Pick 
  up the note and Herman will appear. When he talks to you, select either of 
  the top two options. Say "I'm Guybrush. I'm here to rescue someone." Say "You 
  say you've got a key from the locals?", and he will mention the banana 
  picker. Stop talking to Herman and enter the forest.

Village
  Walk over to the left side of the village and get the bowl of fruit to get 
  two bananas. Walk back to the right and the cannibals will appear. Talk to 
  the cannibals and say "Oh, go ahead and eat me, see if I care." Inside the 
  hut, get the skull on the floor to reveal a loose board. Get the loose 
  board. Go down the hole to exit the village.

Beach
  On the north beach, use the rowboat and oars. On the map, go south twice and 
  paddle onto the beach at the south side of the island. On the south beach, 
  enter the jungle. On the map, walk to the monkey. Give all five bananas to 
  the monkey, and he'll start to follow you. Exit to the jungle. On the map, 
  walk north, and then walk east.

Clearing
  In the clearing, walk right along the path and pull the nose of the left 
  totem pole to open the gate. When you walk away from the nose, the gate will 
  close. When the monkey pulls the nose, walk through the open gate to the 
  gigantic monkey head. Near the monkey head, get the wimpy little idol. Walk 
  left along the path to exit the Clearing.

Beach
  On the south beach, enter the jungle. On the map, use the rowboat and oars on 
  the south beach to paddle two screens north to the north beach. On the north 
  beach, enter the jungle.

Village
  Walk over to the left side of the village and then return to the right to 
  meet the cannibals. When they talk to you, select either the first, second or 
  fourth speech option. When they ask you for an offering, give them the wimpy 
  little idol. Stop talking to the cannibals and enter the hut on the left. 
  Get the banana picker. Exit the hut. Walk right and give the banana picker to 
  Herman Toothrot, who will give you the monkey head key.

  Exit the village, and then return to the village. Walk left to meet the 
  cannibals again. When they ask you what you want, say "Well, actually, there 
  is something..." When they ask you what it is, say "I'm looking for 
  somebody." Continue talking to the cannibals until they tell you about the 
  head of the navigator. When they stop talking to you, give them the leaflet, 
  and they'll give you the head of the navigator. Exit the village.

Beach
  On the north beach, use the rowboat and oars. On the map, go south and paddle 
  around the clearing to the east beach of the island. On the east beach, enter 
  the jungle.

Clearing
  Walk right and go through the gate to the gigantic monkey head. Use the 
  monkey head key in the gigantic monkey ear. Enter the gigantic monkey head.

Catacombs
  After climbing down into the monkey head, walk right along the path and enter 
  the cave. Use the head of the navigator, and it will point in the correct 
  direction. Continue following the head of the navigator through the catacombs 
  to arrive on a ledge near the ghost ship. Talk to the head of the navigator 
  and select the second speech option five times to get the necklace from the 
  navigator. Use the necklace on navigator, and Guybrush will put it on. Walk 
  down the path to the ghost ship.

Ghost Ship
  Walk down the hatch near the door on the right. Enter the passage on the 
  right. Get the ghost feather near the chicken. Exit the room. Use the ghost 
  feather with the sleeping ghost crew two times, and he'll drop a jug. Get the 
  jug o'grog. Go up the ladder to return to the deck of the ship. Open the door 
  at the left side of the deck, and walk through the entrance.

  Use the magnetic compass with the key near LeChuck. Exit the room. Walk right 
  and go down the hatch. Enter the passage on the right. Use the key in the 
  hatch, and then go down it. Use the jug o'grog with the dish. Walk past the 
  rat and get the cooking grease. Go up the ladder. Exit the room. Go up the 
  ladder to return to the deck of the ship. Use the glob of grease on the door 
  on the right. Open the door and go through the entrance.

  Get the ghost tools near the guard. Exit the room. Go down the ladder. Enter 
  the passage on the right. Use the ghost tools with the glowing crate. Look at 
  the glowing crate to get the voodoo root. Exit the room. Go up the ladder to 
  return to the deck of the ship. Exit the ship. Walk up the path and enter the 
  catacombs to automatically return to the village. After the cutscene, exit 
  the village.

  After returning to the ledge where the ghost ship used to be, Bob the ghost 
  will talk to you. Say "What happened to the ship?" Say "Where is the
  wedding?" When the crew arrive, talk to them to return to Melee Island.

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Village
  Walk right along the dock, and a ghost will appear. Select any of the speech 
  options to squirt him with the magic seltzer bottle. Walk right along the 
  dock to enter the village. Walk left and the grim spectre will talk to you. 
  Say "No, but I do have this deadly magic root beer." Walk north and go 
  through the archway under the clock. Open the door to the church and go 
  inside. Select any of the four speech options to approach LeChuck. Continue 
  talking to LeChuck until he punches you over to the Used Ship Emporium.

Used Ship Emporium
  After landing, click anywhere to stand up. Quickly get the root beer and use 
  it with LeChuck to complete the game.

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3.                              Sword Fighting

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3a.                          Fighting the Pirates
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Insult - "Have you stopped wearing diapers yet?"
Answer - "Why, did you want to borrow one?"

Insult - "I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!"
Answer - "I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose."

Insult - "I once owned a dog that was smarter than you."
Answer - "He must have taught you everything you know."

Insult - "I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down!"
Answer - "Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?"

Insult - "I've heard you were a contemptible sneak."
Answer - "Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all."

Insult - "I've spoken with apes more polite than you."
Answer - "I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion."

Insult - "My handkerchief will wipe up your blood!"
Answer - "So you got that job as a janitor, after all."

Insult - "Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will!"
Answer - "You run THAT fast?"

Insult - "People fall at my feet when they see me coming."
Answer - "Even BEFORE they smell your breath?"

Insult - "Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab!"
Answer - "First you'd better stop waving it like a feather-duster."

Insult - "There are no words for how disgusting you are."
Answer - "Yes there are. You just never learned them."

Insult - "This is the END for you, you gutter-crawling cur!"
Answer - "And I've got a little TIP for you. Get the POINT?"

Insult - "You fight like a dairy farmer."
Answer - "How appropriate, you fight like a cow."

Insult - "You have the manners of a beggar."
Answer - "I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me."

Insult - "You make me want to puke."
Answer - "You make me think somebody already did."

Insult - "You're no match for my brains, you poor fool."
Answer - "I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them."

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Insult - "Every word you say to me is stupid."
Answer - "I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me."

Insult - "I hope you have a boat ready for a quick escape."
Answer - "Why, did you want to borrow one?"

Insult - "I usually see people like you passed-out on tavern floors."
      or "My wisest enemies run away at the first sight of me!"
Answer - "Even BEFORE they smell your breath?"

Insult - "I will milk every last drop of blood from your body."
Answer - "How appropriate, you fight like a cow."

Insult - "If your brother's like you, better to marry a pig."
Answer - "You make me think somebody already did."

Insult - "I've got a long, sharp lesson for you to learn today."
Answer - "And I've got a little TIP for you. Get the POINT?"

Insult - "I've got the courage and skill of a master swordsman!"
Answer - "I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them."

Insult - "My last fight ended with my hands covered with blood."
Answer - "I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose."

Insult - "My name is feared in every dirty corner of this island!"
Answer - "So you got that job as a janitor, after all."

Insult - "My sword is famous all over the Caribbean!"
Answer - "Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all."

Insult - "My tongue is sharper than any sword."
Answer - "First you'd better stop waving it like a feather-duster."

Insult - "No one will ever catch ME fighting as badly as you do."
Answer - "You run THAT fast?"

Insult - "Now I know what filth and stupidity really are."
Answer - "I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion."

Insult - "Only once have I met such a coward!"
Answer - "He must have taught you everything you know."

Insult - "There are no clever moves that can help you now."
Answer - "Yes there are. You just never learned them."

Insult - "You are a pain in the backside, sir!"
Answer - "Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?"

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4.                                Item List

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Banana
  Found on the south beach of Monkey Island. Five bananas are given to the 
  monkey on the map.

Banana Picker
  Found in the hut of the cannibal's Village after they have been given the 
  wimpy little idol. It is given to Herman Toothrot for the monkey head key.

Breath Mint
  The storekeeper in the Village will give Guybrush the breath mint. It is 
  given to Otis in the cell.

Business Card
  Stan will give you his business card at the Used Ship Emporium. It is used 
  with the red hot fire under the cooking pot on the ship.

Cake
  The cake is given by Otis when he is given the gopher repellent. The cake is 
  opened to find the file.

Cannon Ball
  Found by pushing the cannon at the Fort on Monkey Island.

Cereal
  Found in the cupboard of the kitchen on the ship. It is one of eleven items 
  used in the cooking pot on the ship.

Chicken
  Found on the table of the voodoo shop in the Village. It is used on the cable 
  at the island to cross over the gap. It is also one of eleven items used in 
  the cooking pot on the ship.
 
Cinnamon Sticks
  Found in the chest in the captain's cabin on the ship. It is one of eleven 
  items used in the cooking pot on the ship.

Compass
  Stan will give Guybrush the compass at the Used Ship Emporium. It is used to 
  get the key near LeChuck on the ghost ship.

Dusty Book
  Found in the drawer in the captain's cabin on the ship. It is one of eleven 
  items used in the cooking pot on the ship.

Feather Pen
  Found on the desk in the captain's cabin on the ship. It is one of eleven 
  items used in the cooking pot on the ship. 

File
  Found by opening the cake. It is used in a cutscene in the back room of the 
  Governor's mansion.

Fine Wine
  Found in the chest in the room at the bottom of the ship. It is one of eleven 
  items used in the cooking pot on the ship.

Fish
  Found outside the kitchen of the SCUMM Bar. It is used in the pot o' stew in 
  the kitchen of the SCUMM Bar, and is then given to the troll on the bridge.

Flag
  Found by climbing up the ladder from the deck of the ship. It is one of 
  eleven items used in the cooking pot on the ship.

Flaming Mass
  Made by using the business card with the red hot fire under the cooking pot 
  on the ship. It is used with the fuse of the cannon on the ship.

Ghost Feather
  Found near the chicken on the ghost ship. It is used twice on the sleeping 
  ghost crew to get the jug o'grog.

Ghost Tools
  Found near the guard after the squeaky door. They are used on the glowing 
  crate to get the voodoo root.

Giant Piece of Rope
  Found on top of the barrel in the room at the bottom of the ship. It is used 
  on the cannon of the ship.

Gopher Repellent
  Found in back room of the Governor's mansion. It is given to Otis in the cell 
  for the cake.

Grease
  Found near the rat on the ghost ship. It is used on the squeaky door at the 
  right side of the ship.

Gunpowder
  Found in the barrels in the room at the bottom of the ship. It is one of 
  eleven items used in the cooking pot on the ship. It is also used with the 
  cannon nozzle on the ship.

Gunpowder
  Found by pushing the cannon at the Fort on Monkey Island. It is used on the 
  dam at the River Fork.

Head of the Navigator
  The cannibals will give Guybrush the head of the navigator when they are 
  given the leaflet. It is used in the catcombs below Monkey Island.

Hunk of Meat
  Found on top of the table in the kitchen of the SCUMM Bar. It is combined 
  with the yellow petal to create the meat with condiment.

Ink
  Found on the desk in the captain's cabin on the ship. It is one of eleven 
  items used in the cooking pot on the ship.

Jug o'grog
  The ghost crew will drop the jug o'grog when the ghost feather has been used 
  on him twice. It is used with the dish near the rat.

Lens
  Found by using the spyglass. It is used on the sun at the River Fork.

Magic Seltzer Bottle
  The cannibals will create the magic seltzer bottle after they have been given 
  the voodoo root. It is used on the ghosts in the Village.

Map
  Bought from the citizen of Melee in the Village. It is used to find the X 
  sign at the Fork.

Meat with Condiment
  Made by combining the hunk of meat and the yellow petal. It is given to the 
  poodles outside the Governor's mansion.

Monkey Head Key
  Herman Toothrot will give Guybrush the monkey head key when he is given the 
  banana picker. It is used in the ear of the monkey head.

Mugs
  Found in the SCUMM Bar after the Governor has been kidnapped by LeChuck. The 
  mugs are filled with grog, and are then used on the lock of the cell to 
  release Otis.

Necklace
  Found on the head of the navigator. It is used to become invisible, and 
  Guybrush can then explore the ghost ship.

Note of Credit
  Found in the safe of the shop in the Village. It is used to buy the boat from 
  Stan at the Used Ship Emporium.

Oars
  Found at the bottom of the Crack. The oars are used to row the rowboat on 
  Monkey Island.

Pot
  Found under the table in the kitchen of the SCUMM Bar. It is given to the 
  Fettucini brothers in the circus for use as a helmet.

Rope
  Found at the Fort on Monkey Island. It is used with the strong branch to 
  climb half-way down the Crack.

Rope
  Found near the unhealthy-looking man at the Pond on Monkey Island. It is used 
  with the sturdy stump to climb to the bottom of the Crack.

Root Beer
  Found in the Used Ship Emporium near the end of the game. It is used on 
  LeChuck.

Shovel
  Bought from the shop in the Village. It is used on the X sign at the fork to 
  find the t-shirt.

Skull
  Found on the floor of the cannibal's hut in the Village. It will reveal a 
  loose board when it is picked up.

Spyglass
  The spyglass is found near the cannon at the Fort on Monkey Island. The 
  spyglass is used to find the lens.

Sword
  Bought from the shop in the Village. It is used to fight the pirates and the 
  Sword Master.

T-shirt
  Found by using the shovel on the X sign at the fork. It is one of eleven 
  items used in the cooking pot on the ship.

Voodoo Root
  Found in the glowing crate after the squeaky door. It is given to the 
  cannibals, who will create the magic seltzer bottle.

Wimpy Little Idol
  Found in the Clearing near the monkey head. It is given to the cannibals at 
  the Village.

Yellow Petal
  Found in the fork. It is used on the hunk of meat to create the meat with 
  condiment.

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