You need to find a way out of this place! In the meantime, you should try practicing with your new weapon and use the CUTLASS on the RESTRAINT ROPE on the cannon. Then, FIRE the CANNON.
Now go to the right and talk to the
ACTOR. His name is Slappy Cromwell and he actually knows someone who knows
how to get to Blood Island. Grill him for info, then move on to...
Getting the Jawbreaker from
That Jawbreaker is gonna come in super handy later! To get it, push Bill. He'll begin choking on it, so do the Guybrush Threepwood maneuver on him and push him again. The JAWBREAKER will fall to the floor.
When Edward plucks several strings
in succession, he's going to pause momentarily and pluck one individual
note. You'll need to remember which note he plucked, because you'll have
to repeat everything he does. The easiest way is this: there are five strings.
Think of the top string as 1, the next as 2, and so on down to five. Whenever
he plucks a single note, write it down. Also, it's helpful to write
them one on top of the next so you don't lose your place when playing the
notes back. It's random which strings you get, but you'll always
get three rounds. For example, here's one of my Banjo Duels:
|R 1||R 2||R3|
1) Getting a Reservation Slip
to Longbeard's Chicken
Now that you've got the scissors, go to the lemonade stand and use the SCISSORS on the MYSTERIOUS FLOWERS to the right of the vats. (If you've examined the FLOWERS, use the SCISSORS on the IPECAC FLOWERS.) Then, use the SCISSORS on the UNDERGROWTH.
Hmmm...what's the Snake Sign for? What possible harm could a snake....
2) Getting Out of the Snake
See the huge lump to your left? First, pick up the FABERGE EGG. Then pick up the VACUUM CLEANER ATTACHMENTS. Finally, pick up LOTS-O-STUFF.
Check your inventory. You'll find all sorts of interesting items, but the one you'll need to use is the PANCAKE SYRUP. Use the IPECAC FLOWER with the PANCAKE SYRUP to make IPECAC SYRUP. Then use the IPECAC SYRUP with the SNAKE HEAD. Once expelled, you can use the RESEVATION SLIP for Longbeard's Chicken that you just got out of the Snake's tummy. But first...
3) Getting Out of the Quicksand
Pick up the THORN from the THORNY PLANT in front of you. To your right, pick up a REED. Now go into your inventory and combine the THORN with the REED to create a PEA SHOOTER. Then, combine the PAPERWEIGHT with the HELIUM BALLOON. Blow on the balloon to send it floating to the vine to the left. Finally, use the PEA SHOOTER on the balloon and grab the LIFE SAVING VINE.
4) Getting the Gold Tooth
Even though you end up in Danjer Cove, walk back to the right and return to Puerto Pollo. You can finally get into Longbeard's Chicken (to the right of the lemonade stand) with your RESERVATION SLIP.
First, get s BISCUIT from the biscuit barrel to the right. Go into your inventory and eat the bicuit. Ewwww...gross! Now you've got MAGGOTS.
Go to the closed walk-up window in
the left, to the left of the table with the skeleton. Pick up the PIE PAN
and the BISCUIT CUTTER. Now, talk to and push the QUIET PATRON. After going
through the gratuitous Grim Fandango promo, remove the SERRATED BREAD KNIFE
from the skeleton's back.
Longbeard won't let you leave with his gold tooth, so you'll have to sneak it out. In you inventory, chew the GUM. A gum wad appears in your inventory. Use the tooth with the CHEWED GUM. Inhale the HELIUM BALLOON, then chew the CHEWED GUM and GOLD TOOTH. This will send a helium-filled gum bubble floating out the open window above the door, gold tooth safely hidden inside.
When you get outside, search the MUDPUDDLE to the left of Longbeard's door with the PIE PAN. Finally, bring the GOLD TOOTH to Cuthroat Bill.
Getting Haggis McMutton to Join
Haggis wants you to defeat him in a test of strength - the Caber Toss. If you've never seen this before, it's basically tossing heavy tree trunks end over end. The chances of Guybrush being able to lift even one end is slim. Time to cheat!
Go to the duelling field (in Puerto Pollo, go through the arch to the right of the Theater). Go to the right and use your BISCUIT CUTTER on the RUBBER TREE. This will give you a rubber plug which you'll use in the boat in Danjer Cove.
Go the Grassy Knoll. Use the SERRATED
BREAD KNIFE with the SAW HORSE. The Keg o Rum will roll into the tree and
break leabing a rather convenient flammable trail in its wake. Whip out
that BURNING EMBER and light the TRAIL OF RUM. This send that Rubber Tree
onto the Pile of Cabers you'll be using in your caber toss with Haggis.
Now all you've got to do is ask Haggis to compete with you and you've got
your whole crew.
Getting Across the Sand
If you've tried setting foot toward the man on the towel, you'll discover a new tropical dance which involves a lot of hopping and yelping. Use your WET TOWELS three times with the HOT SAND to make an impromptu bridge.
1) Getting the Map to Blood
This agent, Palido Domingo, is quite shifty and rude. He has the map to Blood Island tatooed on his back, but he may not tell you. Either way, take the mug from him and leave through the gate.
2) Getting the Pitcher and Bottomless
Go to the lemonade stand with the little cheat, Kenny Foulmouth, behind the desk. Use your MUG with the (BOTTOMLESS) MUG on the table. Then, order a lemonade. For once, you'll actually get to drink it. This upsets the little thief and he runs away, leaving you free to take his PITCHER. Use the PITCHER with the DYE VAT on the right.
Return to Palido by going to Brimstone
Beach. Give him the BOTTOMLESS MUG. Then, use the PITCHER WITH RED DYE
on the MUG, giving him a nice beet red appearance. He'll flip over, revealing
his back and the map. Pour the OIL on his back. This gives him a good sun
burn, so you can peel the MAP off of his back. Ewwww...
Getting the Treasure Map
Use the SERRATED BREAD KNIFE with the PLANK above your head. Then, climb up onto the ship. Here you'll meet the infamous Mr. Fossy, the secondmate to the dread Pirate LeCh-! He'll drag out the tar and feathers and you'll be looking fairly chicken-like.
Pay a visit to Longbeard, telling
him you're the El Pollo Diablo! He'll bag you in a bucket and you'll wake
up in the Pirate Ship's hold. Looks like the dread Pirate LeCh! is really
Captain Le Chimp. Use your VENTRILOQUISM BOOK with MR. FOSSY to send him
away. Pick u the MAP in the vase on the table. Leave through the PORTHOLE
behind the Bucket of Chicken.
Elaine is buried on the stage! But you've got to get that awful Slappy Cromwell act offstage ASAP. He's juggling now and is going to come for his cannon balls soon. They're in that chest that was previously shut next to the door. Pour the OIL over them.
When Slappy has slippied offstage, get out there, pick up the SHOVEL and DIG!
"We'll surely avoid scurvy if we all
eat an ORANGE." That'll teach 'em.
When you win a cannon fight and board
the ship, you're going to have to learn how to insult sword fight. Monkey
Island 1 vets may remember this exchange, but now it's just a bit harder.
Insult Sword Fighting
Fearsome Pirate Insults
Every enemy I've met, I've annihilated!
(??? I can't give any of the pirates to give me the last insult.)
Getting the Hangover Cure
The bartender behind the counter probably has a great story to tell you, if only he weren't so hung over! There's a RECIPE BOOK on the bar. Move the cursor around the right side of the page until it becomes a wide bending red arrow. Flip through the book to page 8. For the Hangover Cure, you're going to need
Getting the Hair of the Dog
that Bit You
Check your inventory for the HALF-EATEN-MAGGOTY-BISCUIT, then give it to the OLD DOG. Now that he's "bitten" you, grab some of his SMELLY DOG HAIR. The next item on the list is a pepper, which can be found at the...
Pick a PEPPER from the bush on the right side of the windmill. Then go to the...
...and use the CUSHION with the ROCKS under the RUBBER TREE. Use the MALLET on the RUBBER TREE to get the EGG in the nest to fall onto the cushion. Pick up the EGG and return to the...
...and give the EGG, PEPPER, and SMELLY DOG HAIR to the Bartender. Suddenly, he's a happy bartender by the name of Griswold Goodsoup who gives you the rest of his HANGOVER REMEDY. The cap is on really tight, so use the CHISEL on the HANGOVER REMEDY (HEAD-B-CLEAR) to remove it.
Talk to him about the resort, his family, business, and the Lost Diamond. Apparently, it's in the Cemetery, in one of the Crypts. But the only way into the Crypt would be to (gulp!)... die. (Just your luck.)
Getting an Umbrella
Go downstairs and order a drink from Griswold, but request "a big fruity drink with an umbrella in it." He doesn't have any of the normal tiny paper umbrellas, but he does have a regular black UMBRELLA. Pick that puppy up and take the TIP JAR. Then, it's time to...
Prove You're a Goodsoup to Griswold
First, go upstairs and into the door on the left. Use the MALLET on the NAIL in the rip in the wall. Now walk back out through the door to find the PORTRAIT on the floor. Pick up the NAIL and the PORTRAIT. Use the SCISSORS on the PORTRAIT. Then, use the PORTRAIT on the left door. Walk through this door and look through the PORTHOLE. Griswold will admire the portrait, which for some reason, bears a striking resemblance now. You'll just need one more thing to prove your Goodsoup heritage.
Order another drink from Griswold. When he slaps it down on the counter, add some HEAD-B-CLEAR to the drink and slug it down. Papapeashu! Even though you aren't really dead, the gravedigger will throw you into a crypt. Nuts, it isn't a Goodsoup crypt. Ah well.
You're in the coffin in the lower-right. Use the CHISEL on the COFFIN LID to get out. Those nails sure look handy. Take each of the NAILS from the coffin you just got out of. (Creepy.) You're just going to have to deal with the undead since you're locked in here. Use the CHISEL on the COFFIN in the middle of the room. OH NO!!!! Remember Stan from MI2? You locked him in there a while back?
Walk out of the crypt toward the hotel, then straight back to the Cemetery. Stan has magically transformed the dreary dusty crypt into a dreary neon-lit Life Insurance office. Buy a LIFE INSURANCE POLICY under the Goodsoup name by giving Stan the GOLD TOOTH. Also, take the LAMINATED BUSINESS CARD from Stan.
Order a drink, then spike it with the HEAD-B-CLEAR. Bottoms up!
Move on to the left. MURRAY! (How is this guy getting around?) Pick up the CROWBAR and MURRAY. Then, look through the CRACK.
Getting Out of the Goodsoup
It's the gravedigger. He refuses to let you out because he's convinced you're playing a prank on him. Time to scare the bejeezus out of him. Use the SKELETON ARM with the PASTE. Stick that gooey arm through the crack and pick up the LANTERN. Finally, use the LANTERN with MURRAY. The gravedigger will unlock the gate in no time!
Getting a Fiancee' for Aunt
Goodsoup, the Ring, and LOTS OF MONEY!
Return to the Hotel and go into the back room. Check the FILE CABINET for your DEATH CERTIFICATE. (While you're in here, use the CHISEL on the WHEEL 'O CHEESE. You never know when a hunk of nacho cheese is going to come in handy.
Then head upstairs into the room with skeleton. Use the CROWBAR on the BOARDED HOLE behind the bed. Finally, use the CROWBAR on the BED itself to launch the skeleton through the hole.
Turns out the skeleton was Charles DeGoulash, Minnie Goodsoup's long lost love! (Woo hoo!) After a hasty wedding proposal, the ENGAGEMENT BAND is left defenseless for Crypt, uh... spelunkers such as yourself.
Next, visit Stan. Show him your DEATH CERTIFICATE to collect LOTS OF MONEY.
Watch the Veggie sacrifice and then
step up to make an offering. Use the HUNK OF NACHO CHEESE with the MASSIVE
SEETHING CALDERA (the lava). Uh-oh...LACTOSE INTOLERANCE!!! You've
just caused the lava to flow across the island. But on the bright side,
you've just caused the lava to flow across the island!
Fixing the Mirror
Go to the Hotel and get the MIRROR next to Griswold from behind the bar. He won't let you walk out of the room with it, so order another drink and spike it with the HEAD-B-CLEAR for a dramatic exit. When you wake up i the Goodsoup crypt, head to the Lighthouse.
Put the new MIRROR over the old and the FIREFLIES where the light was.
USe the MEASURING CUP with the SEA WATER. Lastly, drop the CORK into the MEASURING CUP.
Talk to the Mysterious Figure to find he is a ferryman known as the Lost Welshman. Give the COMPASS to him for a ride to Skull Island.
Once inside Smuggler's Cove, let the boys know how much money you're packing.
Winning the Hand of Poker
You need that Diamond. Put up your "Lots O' Money" and start the game. When you get your hand, lay down your five TAROT CARDS for five of a kind. Of course, a sort of scuffle ensues, but you'll make it out in one piece.
Get back in the Ferryman's boat, return to the island, and visit Elaine. Use the DIAMOND with the ENGAGEMENT BAND. Then use the COMPLETED DIAMOND RING on Elaine's LEFT RING FINGER.
Getting the Egg
Talk to the guy at the pie-throwing booth. Those are meringue pies...this means they're made of egg whites! Gotta' get one of those pies...
First you'll need to make a fake pie. Go into your inventory and use the SHAVING CREAM in the PIE PAN. It's too light to pass for an actual pie, so you'll need to weigh it down with something.
Ask Dinghy Dog to guess your age. He's about 12 years off, so you get to pick any prize. As tempting as MURRAY is, ask for the ANCHOR, then use the ANCHOR with the FAKE PIE.
Put the HEAVY FAKE PIE on the STACK OF MERINGUE PIES. Annoying the large rat makes him throw the pie at the attendant in the window, which conveniently, knocks him out of commission. Go through the GATE to the HOLE. Provoke the rat until he shoots the pie at you and voila! You've got your egg... figuratively speaking.
Getting the Hair of the Dog
That Bit 'Ya
Push Dinghy Dog six times until he bites you, where you'll automatically grab a fistful of DOG HAIR.
Getting the Pepper
Go to the SNOW CONE booth on the right and take the PEPPER MILL.
NOW, order a PLAIN SNOW CONE and add all three tantalizing taste treats to the cone. (Blegh...)
After a momentary lapse of Brain Freeze, you'll find you're finally tall enough to ride the Roller Coaster of Death.
3 Headed Monkey Diorama
Grab the ROPE from the hanging puppet.
Pirate Ship Diorama
Pick up the small KEG 'O RUM.
Guybrush on the Rack Diorama
Open the LANTERN and blow on the FLASK O' OIL. Pick up the FLASK O' OIL.
Dynamo-Monkelectric Giant Snow
Walk to the top of the little hill and up behind the monkey. Use the FLASK O' OIL on the ROPE, then use the ROPE on the KEG O' RUM. Put the KEG O' RUm in the the Giant Snow Monkey's right arm. Finally, go the the bottom, put the PEPPER MILL in your hand, and wait for Le Chuck. When he raises his hands to throw the fireballs at you, use the PEPPER on him.
BE SURE TO WAIT THROUGH THE CREDITS TO THE EXCITING AND MYSTERIOUS SECRET ENDING!