The Curse of Monkey Island Walkthrough
Written by _lunatic ( 14 Nov 97
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the author prohibited.  This text is Copyright, 1997

All characters (and the name of the game itself) belong to Lucasarts.  
Kudos to them for another great adventure (although it was a bit 

Note : this was all written from memory, and hasn't been checked.
Any major problems, feel free to email me.  Enjoy!!

Part 1

pick up the ramrod, talk to the small pirate (wally), once he's crying on 
the floor, get the hook, use it on the ramrod, use the cannon, sink the 
skeletons, look out the window, use the ramrod/hook combo on the flotation 
device, talk to murray if you want.  go back inside, cut the rope holding 
the cannon to the wall with the sword, and fire the cannon. pick up the 
bag, and the ring, use the ring on the porthole.

Part 2

pick up the ember, go to the swampy area in the middle left of the map, 
talk to murray, go inside, use nickels on gum machine, (hard - get the 
paste), pull the pin out of the voodoo doll, pull the alligators tongue, 
talk to the voodoo woman.  Go to the town, go into the stage door of the 
theatre, get the glove, dandruff(lice), wand, use wand on hat, get book, 
go into the theater and talk to both performers, leave, go to barbers, 
(easy-pick up gobstopper), (hard-push Cutthroat Bill twice, pick up 
gobstopper), use lice on comb when haggis puts it down, get a haircut, use 
the handle, get the rock, use the handle, try to grab scissors, repeat 
handle/grab until you get the scissors, leave, go to the area with the 
lemonade stand/chicken restaurant, use the scissors on the flowers between 
the two shops, use the scissors on the undergrowth, go through, examine 
the sign, pick up everything at your feet on the left (3 pickups), use 
flower in maple syrup, use mixture on snake head.

get reed, get thorn, use balloon on rock, blow balloon, use thorn on reed, 
shoot balloon, get rope, go to chicken restaurant, talk to blondebeard, 
get biscuit, push customer, get knife, give gobstopper to blondebeard, 
give gum to blondebeard, pop the bubble with the pin

Easy- get card form table, get the tooth, go back to barbers.

Hard- eat biscuit, use maggots on chicken, get card, chew gum, get tooth, 
use tooth with chewed gum, inhale balloon, chew gum with tooth, get 
biscuit cutter and pan, leave, use pan on puddle, return to barbers.

use the glove on van helgen, close the middle box and select the banjo, 
take note of the single notes he plays at the end of each piece, you have 
to repeat them.  once he starts playing the banjo behind his head, pick up 
a gun and shoot the banjo.  you'll be back at the barbers, show the tooth 
to Bill, then return to the area where you dueled, go to the grassy knoll, 
cut the sawhorse with the bread knife, light the rum with the ember, (hard 
-use the biscuit cutter on the other rubber tree), return to the barbers 
and talk to haggis, you'll win the caber toss, then go to the cabana.  

show the cabana boy your card, get three towels, use them in the ice 
bucket, go to the beach.  try to walk towards the guy at the end of the 
beach, then use towels on hot sand until all three are down.  talk to 
palido, get the mug, leave through the gate. go to the lemonade stand, 
swap mugs, buy lemonade, get pitcher, use pitcher in dye vats, return to 
cabana, get towel, use towel in ice bucket, use wet towel on cabana boy, 
get oil, go to beach, put mug on palido's stomach, use pitcher on mug, use 
oil on his back.

go to danjer cove, use the paste on the piece of rubber tree, put it in 
the hole, use the boat, go to the pirate ship, use breadknife on plank, 
climb up, you'll end up tarred and feathered, return to the chicken 
restaurant, you'll end up onboard the ship, use the ventriloquism book on 
the chimp, open the window, escape.  go to the theatre, go upstairs.

Easy- push lever, push buttons, an X will appear and you will leave the 

Hard - push lever, push buttons in this order (assume numbering from 
numeric keypad) 374269961, the x will appear and you will leave the lights 

Use the chicken grease on the cannonballs, then go out and use the shovel.

Part 3

Go with the pirates singing, until you get the line ending in orange, this 
will stump them.  choose your preferred combat option (easy/hard), then 
examine the map.  choose a ship and attack it, once onboard use insults 
you don't know the answer to first, so you have the chance to hear the 
correct responses.  Once you win a combat, return to port and upgrade your 
cannons, then repeat.  Once you feel strong enough, take on rottenbaum, 
you have to choose the response from those you've gathered which is most 
appropriate to his insults. His insults are all different to the ones the 
other pirates were using.

Part 4

pick up the bottle in the sand (hard-bite the bottle), go to the cemetery, 
go to the gravediggers hut (left), pick up the chisel and mallet, get hair 
off dog, (easy- get biscuits and give them to dog), (hard-give biscuit 
from chicken restaurant to dog), go to the hotel, go inside, talk to 
madame xima until you have 5 death cards, open the door and go into the 
back room, use the chisel on the cheese, get fridge magnet, go back to 
main room, get cushion from far bar stool, get recipe book, read it, go to 
beach, use cushion on rocks, use mallet on tree, get egg, go to windmill, 
get pepper, return to hotel, give egg, pepper, and dog hair to bartender, 
talk to him, order a drink with an umbrella, use the chisel on the 
hangover cure, use the hangover cure with drink, drink the drink.  use 
chisel on coffin lid, get nails, open the other coffin (with the chisel), 
talk to stan, leave, go back in, get insurance policy, return to hotel, go 
upstairs, go into first room. bang nail with mallet. go out, get nail. 
(hard-get portrait, use scissors on portrait, use outside of portrait on 
first door, use business card on far door).  enter far room, pull bed, use 
nails on bed, use single nail on bed, get and read the book, (hard-return 
to first room, look through porthole), go downstairs, talk to bartender 
about being part of the family (hard- get mirror, use face in mirror 
frame), get jar, use chisel on jar lid, go to the village (strange 
lights), get tofu and cup, use chisel on tofu, wear tofu, go to volcano 
and talk to lemonhead, after ceremony throw cheese into volcano, return to 
windmill, (hard-use umbrella on windmill panes), fill jar and mug from the 
barrel, go to beach, talk to haggis about the bottle until he tells you 
they need tar, return to outside hotel and put cheese in pot, take pot to 
haggis, get lotion, go to clearing (where elaine is), put jar on stump, 
put lid on jar, use lubricant on elaines finger, take ring, go to 
lighthouse, use 'lantern' on lantern stand (hard -use mirror on mirror), 
return to hotel, buy drink, mix it with hangover cure, drink it, talk to 
ghost, go left, get crowbar, move towards crack, pick up murray, look 
through crack, (hard-use paste on skeleton arm), use skeleton arm on 
lantern, go back, use lantern on coffin lid, use murray on lantern, return 
to hotel, go into back room, get death certificate, go upstairs, go to far 
room, use crowbar on boarded hole, use crowbar on bed, get ring, go to 
stans, give him the insurance policy, go to beach, talk to ferryman, use 
magnet on pin, use pin on cork, use cork/pin on mug, give compass to 
ferryman, go to skull island, talk to winch operator, go down, use the 
umbrella when you're falling, talk to the pirates, play poker, use tarot 
cards on weak hand, go to clearing, use diamond on ring, put ring on 
elaines finger.

Part 5

talk to lechuck until you can end the conversation, open the door.  talk 
to dinghy dog about competition, ask him to guess your age, get the 
anchor, (easy-put anchor in meringe pie), (hard-use shaving cream on pie 
pan, put anchor in pie pan), make rat fire the cannon, open gate, look 
through hole, push dinghy dog until he bites you, go right, get pepper, 
ask for snow cone, use meringue, pepper, and hair on cone, eat it.

Part 6

Stop at first stop, get fallen rope, at second stop, get keg of rum,  at 
third stop (easy- get flask of oil) (hard-open lantern, blow lantern, get 
flask of oil), at fourth stop, go up the ice path, use keg on monkey, use 
oil on rope, use rope on keg, when lechuck appears use pepper on him. : Eternally mad, always crazy.
'Cure the Sane, they don't know what they're missing' : Dangerous Toys
You can lead a cat to water, but you can't drink from it's feet.
'The FBI have no sense of humour that we're aware of' : MiB

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